Satan was walking around heaven, grumbling, as
usual. God turned to him finally and said, "What is it this
time?" Satan answered, "I have been telling Jesus that
He doesn't know anything about computers! I'm the guru around here!
But He's ignoring me."
God
said, "OK, let's have a test," and he handed Satan
and Jesus a list of tasks. They both started; they made websites,
spreadsheets and power point presentations. They made flyers,
emailed attachments and edited photos. Suddenly lightning flashed
and both monitors went black. Satan cursed a blue streak, Jesus
sighed, and they both rebooted.
God
said, "Time's up. Print everything out." Satan said,
"What the #$$%@#%^& are
you talking about? We just got hit by lightning-everything's
gone!" Jesus hit print and documents began to come
out of His printer.
Satan said, "What kind of trickery is
this?"
God
just shrugged and answered, "Jesus
saves."
